This will literally make your day
hey guys this is a rly important announcement i will be going on a year-long hiatus starting tomorrow bc theres no wifi at hogwarts ha ha l8r u dirtbags suck it
my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store
Andamooka Rough Opal
Raw Fire Opal
Tree Fossil with Opal Rings
When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?
Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.
Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason
"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you
Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.
Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.